Q & A

How can I give my droopy lettuce life again??

That's easy. Take however many lettuce leafs you are wanting to bring 'back to life', and dunk them in a very cold ice bath. Just a dip, then pat dry with a paper towel or clean dish towel.
If you want, you can dunk the lettuce in room temperature water, then quickly dunk it into the ice water. I usually just stick to the ice water.
Your lettuce will be back as if it was the day you bought it.

*Note. This will give limited results on wilted lettuce, and no results on rotten lettuce.